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• I cried because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no socks.
• I cried because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no class.
• I cried for the man who had no hair until I met the man who had no head
• I met in the street a very poor young man who was in love.
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• Purple shoes! I like that in a woman.
• Never have anything to do with an unlucky place, or an unlucky man.
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