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I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd eat it, and I'd just hate it.
-- Clarence Darrow...
I don't like the Dutchman. He's a crocodile. He's sneaky.
I don't trust him. -- Jack "Legs" Diamond, just before a peace conference with Dutch Schultz....
I don't make the rules, Gil, I only play the game. -- Cash McCall
I don't mind arguing with myself. It's when I lose that it bothers me. -- Richard Powe
I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses.
-- Victor Hugo...
I don't need no arms around me... I don't need no drugs to calm me.
.. I have seen the writing on the wall. Don't think I need anything at all....
I don't remember it, but I have it written down.
I don't see what's wrong with giving Bobby a little experience before he starts to practice law.
-- John F. Kennedy, upon appointing his brother Attorney-General....
I DON'T THINK I'M ALONE when I say I'd like to see more and more planets fall under the ruthless domination of our solar system.
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988....
I don't think they are going to give a shit about the Republican Committee trying to bug the Democratic Committee's headquarters.
-- Richard Nixon, 1972...

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