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I don't get no respect.
I don't have an eating problem. I eat. I get fat. I buy new clothes. No problem.
I don't have any solution but I certainly admire the problem. -- Ashleigh Brillia
I don't have to take this abuse from you -- I've got hundreds of people waiting to abuse me.
-- Bill Murray, "Ghostbuste...
I don't kill flies, but I like to mess with their minds.
I hold them above globes. They freak out and yell "Whooa, I'm *way* too high." -- Bruce Baum...
I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. -- Elvis Presley
I don't know what Descartes' got, But booze can do what Kant cannot. -- Mike Cro
I don't know who my grandfather was; I am much more concerned to know what his grandson will be.
-- Abraham Lincol...
I don't know why anyone would want a computer in their home. -- Ken Olson, president of DEC, 1974
I don't know why we're here, I say we all go home and free associate.

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