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I dread success. To have succeeded is to have finished one's business on earth, like the male spider, who is killed by the female the moment he has succeeded in his courtship.
I like a state of co...
I drink to make other people interesting. -- George Jean Natha
I either want less decadence or more chance to participate in it.
I enjoy the time that we spend together.
I exist, therefore I am paid.
I fear explanations explanatory of things explained.
I feel sorry for your brain... all alone in that great big head...
I fell asleep reading a dull book, and I dreamt that I was reading on, so I woke up from sheer boredom.
I figure that if God actually does exist, He's big enough to understand an honest difference of opinion.
- Isaac Asimov...
I finally went to the eye doctor. I got contacts. I only need them to read, so I got flip-ups.
-- Steven Wrigh...

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