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I don't understand," said the scientist, "why you lemmings all rush down to the sea and drown yourselves.
"How curious," said the lemming. "The one thing I don't understand is why you human being...
I don't understand you anymore.
I don't wanna argue, and I don't wanna fight, But there will definitely be a party tonight...
I don't want a pickle, I just wanna ride on my motorcycle.
And I don't want to die, I just want to ride on my motorcycle. -- Arlo Guthrie...
I don't want people to love me. It makes for obligations. -- Jean Anouilh
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work.
I want to achieve immortality through not dying. -- Woody Alle...
I don't want to bore you, but there's nobody else around for me to bore.
I don't want to live on in my work, I want to live on in my apartment. -- Woody Alle
I don't wish to appear overly inquisitive, but are you still alive?
I dote on his very absence. -- William Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice

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