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• Shit Happens' according to... Nixon: Shit didn't happen, and if it did I din't know anything about it.
• In memory of Richard Nixon...I promise to.....
• I am not a crook. -- Richard Nixo
• I am NOT a committee! -- C3P0 (?) (Star Wars)
• Laws are made for us; we are not made for the laws.
• They, they've got guys who'll go in and knock their heads off.
  -- Richard Nixon, May 5, 1971, discussing a proposal to use Teamsters Union -- members to attack Vietnam War protestors Sure, Murderers....
• They say it's the responsibility of the media to look at government -- especially the president -- with a microscope.
  I don't argue with that, but when they use a proctoscope, it's going too far....
• They say it's the responsibility of the media to look at government -- especially the president -- with a microscope.
  I don't argue with that, but when they use a proctoscope, it's going too far. -- Richard Nixo...
• Flanders: I give you the Jury of the Damned! Benedict Arnold, Lizzie Borden, Richard Nixon -- Nixo
  But I'm not dead yet! In fact, I just wrote an article for Redbook....