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I didn't believe in reincarnation in any of my other lives.
I don't see why I should have to believe in it in this one. -- Strange de Jim...
I didn't do it! Nobody saw me do it! Can't prove anything! -- Bart Simpso
I didn't get sophisticated -- I just got tired. But maybe that's what sophisticated is -- being tired.
-- Rita Gai...
I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British.
I didn't like the play, but I saw it under adverse conditions. The curtain was up.
I didn't order any WOO-WOO... Maybe a YUBBA... But no WOO-WOO!" -- Zippy the Pinhead
I disagree with what you say, but will defend to the death your right to tell such LIES!
I distrust a close-mouthed man. He generally picks the wrong time to talk and says the wrong things.
Talking's something you can't do judiciously, unless you keep in practice. Now, sir, we'll talk...
I distrust a man who says when. If he's got to be careful not to drink too much, it's because he's not to be trusted when he does.
-- Sidney Greenstreet, "The Maltese Falco...
I do desire we may be better strangers. -- William Shakespeare, "As You Like I

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