Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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I can't understand why a person will take a year or two to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.
-- Fred Alle...
I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas.
I'm frightened of the old ones. -- John Cage...
I collect rare photographs... I have two... One of Houdini locking his keys in his car.
.. the other is a rare picture of Norman Rockwell beating up a child. -- Stephen Wrigh...
I come from a small town whose population never changed.
Each time a woman got pregnant, someone left town. -- Michael Prichard...
I consider a new device or technology to have been culturally accepted when it has been used to commit a murder.
-- M. Gallahe...
I consider the day misspent that I am not either charged with a crime, or arrested for one.
-- "Ratsy" Tourbillo...
I could never learn to like her -- except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight.
-- Mark Twai...
I couldn't possibly fail to disagree with you less.
I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed.
Except perhaps the time I found out that M&Ms really DO melt in your hand. -- Peter Oakley...
I despise the pleasure of pleasing people whom I despise.

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