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I do not seek the ignorant; the ignorant seek me -- I will instruct them.
I ask nothing but sincerity. If they come out of habit, they become tiresome. -- I Ching...
I do not take drugs -- I am drugs. -- Salvador Dali
I don't believe in astrology. But then I'm an Aquarius, and Aquarians don't believe in astrology.
-- James Quirk...
I don't care how poor and inefficient a little country i
hey like to run their own business. I know men that would make my wife a better husband than I am...
I don't care what star you're following, get that camel off my front lawn! -- Heard in Bethlehem
I don't care where I sit as long as I get fed. -- Calvin Trilli
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. -- Jack Benny
I don't do it for the money. -- Donald Trump, Art of the Deal
I don't drink, I don't like it, it makes me feel too good. -- K. Coate
I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. -- Katherine Cebria
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