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  ! `___! /___ I didn't do it, !...
• Marge: They sent a note from school. Homer: [to Bart] What did you do this time you little hoodlum?
  Bart: I didn't do it, no one saw me do it, there's no way you can prove anything!...
• Bart: Please don't make me stay, dad. I'll do anything you say.
  I'll find religion! I'll be good sometimes!...
• Bart: I bet I can prove Krusty's innocent, but... [meekly] I need your help.
  Lisa: [genuinely not knowing] You do? Why? Ba...
• I'm Al Capone, I can do anything.
• Nobody HAS to do anything. -- McCabe's law