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• He's dead? I thought he was imitating Al Gore.
• He's dead, Jim! I know Bones I've seen the script.
• I thought he was one of the human race - but he is not.
• Of course he's dead--I killed him.
• Now I know what a statesman is; he's a dead politician. We need more statesmen. -- Bob Edward
• I thought you were dead...
• The only people who do not make mistakes are dead people.
  I saw a man last week who has not made a mistake in four thousand years....
• Castration?!? Oh my god! I thought he said circumcision!
• Find Jesus? I didn't know he was LOST!