Miscellaneous Collections

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I can't believe that out of 100,000 sperm, you were the quickest. -- Steven Pearl
I can't complain, but sometimes I still do. -- Joe Walsh
I can't decide whether to commit suicide or go bowling. -- Florence Henderso
I can't die until the government finds a safe place to bury my liver. -- Phil Harri
I can't mate in captivity. -- Gloria Steinem, on why she has never married.
I can't seem to bring myself to say, "Well, I guess I'll be toddling along.
It isn't that I can't toddle. It's that I can't guess I'll toddle. -- Robert Benchley...
I can't stand squealers; hit that guy. -- Albert Anastasia
I can't stand this proliferation of paperwork. It's useless to fight the forms.
You've got to kill the people producing them....
I can't understand it. I can't even understand the people who can understand it.
-- Queen Juliana of the Netherland...

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