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• The waves most washed me off the raft sometimes, but I hadn't any clothes on, and didn't mind.
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• There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist. -- Mark Twai
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• When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or no
  but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened....