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• I got arrested the other day... For scalping the low numbers at the deli counter.
• I am either unconscious or demented. -- McCoy
• I came. I saw. I charged it.
• The Energizer Bunny was arrested! He was charged with BATTERY...
• It matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll, I am the master of my fate
  I am the captain of my soul. -- William Ernest Henley, Invictu...
• I got arrested for going 14400 in a 2400 zone!
• I was arrested for walking in someone else's sleep.
• Yesterday I was arrested for lip-syncing karaoke!
• I am about to -- or I am going to -- die: either expression is correct.
  ~~ Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, d. 1702...