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Best Fortunes
- Aide to Raygun: Sir, the poor are outside protesting your budget
cuts
Raygun himself: Tell them they'll have to help themselves...
- All a hacker needs is a tight PUSHJ, a loose pair of UUOs
and a warm
place to shift...
- All things dull and ugly, All creatures short and squat
All things rude and nasty, The Lord God made the lot...
- America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room
Every time it
wags its tail, it knocks over a chair...
- An architect fellow named Yoric
Could, when feeling euphoric
Display for selection
Three kinds of erection --...
- An Army travels on her
stomach...
- An attorney was defending his client against a charge of first-degree
murder
Your Honor, my client is accused of stuff his lover's...
- An egg has the shortest sex-life of all: if gets laid once
it gets
eaten once. It also has to come in a box...
- And Bezel saideth unto Sham: `Sham,' he saideth, `Thou shalt goest
unto the town of Begorrah
and there thou shalt fetcheth unto thine
bosom 35...
- And Jesus said unto them, "And whom do you say that I am
They replied, "You are the eschatological manifestation...
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