An egg has the shortest sex-life of all: if gets laid once; it gets
eaten once. It also has to come in a box with 11 others, and the only
person who will sit on its face is its mother.
eaten once. It also has to come in a box with 11 others, and the only
person who will sit on its face is its mother.
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G. B....
