- Did you know that there are 71.9 acres of nipple tissue
in the U.S.... - District Attorneys] learn in District Attorney School that there are
two sure-fire ways to get a lot of favorable publicity:
(1) Go down and raid all the lockers in the local high... - Do something big --
fuck a... - Do you cheat on your wife?" asked the psychiatrist.
"Who else?" answered the patient... - Doctors take two aspirin and do it in the
morning... - Don't let your mouth write no check that your tail
can't cash." -- Bo... - Draft
beer, not... - Eat the rich --
the poor are tough and stringy... - Eisenhower was very nice,
Nixon was his only vice.
-- C.... - Eleven reasons a cucumber is better than a man:
(1) Cucumbers can stay up all night,
and you won't have to sleep in the wet spot...
