- Did you know that Spiro Agnew is an anagram of "Grow
a Penis... - Did you know that there are 71.9 acres of nipple tissue
in the U.S.... - District Attorneys] learn in District Attorney School that there are
two sure-fire ways to get a lot of favorable publicity
(1) Go down and raid all the lockers in the local high... - Do something big
fuck a... - Do you cheat on your wife?" asked the psychiatrist
Who else?" answered the patient... - Doctors take two aspirin and do it in the
morning... - Don't let your mouth write no check that your tail can't cash
-- Bo... - Draft
beer, not... - Eat the rich
the poor are tough and stringy... - Eisenhower was very nice,
Nixon was his only vice
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