- Did you know that Spiro Agnew is an anagram of "Grow a Peni
- Did you know that there are 71.9 acres of nipple tissue in the U.S.?
- District Attorneys] learn in District Attorney School that there are
two sure-fire ways to get a lot of favorable publicity
(1) Go down and raid all the lockers in the local high school and ...
- Do something big -- fuck a gia
- Do you cheat on your wife?" asked the psychiatrist. "Who else?" answered the patient.
- Doctors take two aspirin and do it in the morning.
- Don't let your mouth write no check that your tail can't cash." -- Bo Diddley
- Draft beer, not people
- Eat the rich -- the poor are tough and stringy.
- Eisenhower was very nice, Nixon was his only vice. -- C. Dege