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Best Fortunes
- Equality is not when a female Einstein gets promoted to assistant
professor;
equality is when a female schlemiel moves ahead as...
- Evangelists do it with Him
watching...
- Even nowadays a man can't step up and kill a woman without feeling
just a bit unchivalrous .
"
-- Robert...
- Feminists say 60 percent of the country's wealth is in the hands of
women.
They're letting men hold the other 40 percent because...
- Fie for shame, you lascivious, lewd, lecherous, libidinous,
lustful,
licentious, dirty bum!...
- Floppy now,
hard later...
- For those of you how have been looking for evidence that a working
version of "Star Wars" can be built,
consider the following proof
offered by Caspar Weinberger...
- Fornication, n.:
Term used by people who don't have anybody to screw...
- George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree,
but
he also admitted doing it. Now, do you know why...
- Getting an education at the University of California is like having
$50.00 shoved up your ass,
a nickel at a time...
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