- Eleven reasons a cucumber is better than a man:
(1) Cucumbers can stay up all night, and you won't have to
sleep in the wet spot.
(2) Cucumbers don't play the guitar and try to find
... - Equality is not when a female Einstein gets promoted to assistant
professo
equality is when a female schlemiel moves ahead as fast as a
male schlemiel.
-- Ewald Nyqui... - Evangelists do it with Him watching.
- Even nowadays a man can't step up and kill a woman without feeling
just a bit unchivalrous .
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-- Robert Benchley... - Feminists say 60 percent of the country's wealth is in the hands of
women.
They're letting men hold the other 40 percent because their
handbags are full.
-- Earl Wilso... - Fie for shame, you lascivious, lewd, lecherous, libidinous, lustful,
licentious, dirty bum!!
- Floppy now, hard later.
- For those of you how have been looking for evidence that a working
version of "Star Wars" can be built, consider the following proof
offered by Caspar Weinberge
"If such a system is so unattai... - Fornication, n.:
Term used by people who don't have anybody to screw with.
- George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but
he also admitted doing it.
Now, do you know why his father didn't
punish him?...
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