- Eleven reasons a cucumber is better than a man:
(1) Cucumbers can stay up all night
and you won't have to sleep in the wet spot... - Equality is not when a female Einstein gets promoted to assistant
professor
equality is when a female schlemiel moves ahead as... - Evangelists do it with Him
watching... - Even nowadays a man can't step up and kill a woman without feeling
just a bit unchivalrous
Robert... - Feminists say 60 percent of the country's wealth is in the hands of
women
They're letting men hold the other 40 percent because... - Fie for shame, you lascivious, lewd, lecherous, libidinous
lustful, licentious, dirty bum!... - Floppy now
hard later... - For those of you how have been looking for evidence that a working
version of "Star Wars
can be built, consider the following proof offered... - Fornication, n
Term used by people who don't have anybody to screw... - George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree
but he also admitted doing it. Now, do you know why...
