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Best Fortunes
- Having discovered the possibility that other creatures could be used
for sexual intercourse,
early man was likely to have made many such
attempts...
- He could be a poster child for retroactive birth
control...
- He hated to mend, so young Ned
Called in a cute neighbor instead.
Her husband said, "Vi,
When you stitched up his torn...
- He wasn't much of an actor, he wasn't much of a Governor -
Hell, they
_H_A_D to make him President of the...
- He who findeth sensuous pleasures in the bodies of lush,
hot, pink
damsels is not righteous, but he can have...
- He who sneezes without a handkerchief takes matters
into his own
hands...
- He's not pining, he's passed on! This parrot won't squawk!
He's
ceased to be! He's expired, and gone to meet...
- Her figure described a set of parabolas that could cause cardiac arrest
in a yak.
Woody...
- Her kisses left something to be desired --
the rest of her...
- Here is the problem: for many years, the Supreme Court wrestled with
the issue of pornography,
until finally Associate Justice John Paul
Stevens...
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