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Best Fortunes
- Anxiety, n.:
The first time you can't do it a second time.
Panic, n.:
The second time you can't do it the first...
- Approximately 80% of our air pollution stems from hydrocarbons
released by vegetation,
so let's not go overboard in setting and
enforcing...
- Back in the good ole days in Texas, when stagecoaches and the like was
popular,
there were three people in a stagecoach one day: a...
- Baltimore, n.:
Where the women wear turtleneck sweaters to hide their...
- Bankers do it with interest (penalty for early
withdrawal)...
- Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think
Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today?
(1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
(2) Advising...
- Be prepared... that's the Boy Scout's solemn creed.
Be prepared... to be clean in word and deed.
Don't...
- Behold the unborn fetus and
Weep salt tears crocodilian;
All life is sacred (save, of course,
An enemy civilian)...
- Being stoned on marijuana isn't very different from being stoned on
gin.
Ralph...
- Beneath this stone a virgin lies,
For her life held no terrors.
A virgin born, a virgin died:
No hits, no runs, no...
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