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Best Fortunes
- A bather whose clothing was strewed
By breezes that left her quite nude,
Saw a man come along
And, unless I'm quite wrong...
- A beat schizophrenic said, "Me?
I am not I, I'm a tree."
But another,
more sane,
Shouted, "I'm a Great Dane!"
And covered...
- A Christian is a man who feels repentance on Sunday for what he did on
Saturday and is going to do on Monday.
Thomas...
- A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for
the first time.
Alfred E....
- A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who has never
learned to walk.
Franklin D....
- A friend with weed is a friend
indeed...
- A hard man is good
to find...
- A man needs a mistress,
just to break the monogamy...
- A mathematician named Hall
Has a hexahedronical ball,
And the cube of its weight
Times his pecker's, plus...
- A Mormon is a man that has the bad taste and the religion
to do what a
good many other people are restrained...
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