69 with two fingers up your ass.
-- George Carli
- A bather whose clothing was strewed
By breezes that left her quite nude,
Saw a man come along
And, unless I'm quite wrong,
You expected this line to be lewd.
- A beat schizophrenic said, "Me?
I am not I, I'm a tree.
But another, more sane,
Shouted, "I'm a Great Dane!"
And covered his pants leg with pee....
- A Christian is a man who feels repentance on Sunday for what he did on
Saturday and is going to do on Monday.
-- Thomas Ybarra...
- A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for
the first time.
-- Alfred E. Wiggam...
- A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who has never
learned to walk.
-- Franklin D. Roosevel...
- A friend with weed is a friend indeed.
- A hard man is good to find.
- A man needs a mistress, just to break the monogamy.
- A mathematician named Hall
Has a hexahedronical ball,
And the cube of its weight
Times his pecker's, plus eight
Is his phone number -- give him a call.
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