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69 with two fingers up your ass.
George... - A bather whose clothing was strewed
By breezes that left her quite nude
Saw a man come along And, unless I'm quite wrong... - A beat schizophrenic said, "Me?
I am not I, I'm a tree
But another, more sane, Shouted, "I'm a Great Dane... - A Christian is a man who feels repentance on Sunday for what he did on
Saturday and is going to do on Monday
Thomas... - A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for
the first time
Alfred E.... - A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who has never
learned to walk
Franklin D.... - A friend with weed is a friend
indeed... - A hard man is good
to find... - A man needs a mistress
just to break the monogamy... - A mathematician named Hall
Has a hexahedronical ball
And the cube of its weight Times his pecker's, plus...
