- Women's Libbers are OK.
I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one... - Yes, that was Richard Nixon. He used to be President.
When he left the White House, the Secret Service would... - You always introduce the younger person to the older person,
using the wording: "Miss Brown, I'd like to introduce... - You are at a business lunch when you are suddenly overcome with an
uncontrollable desire to pick your nose.
Since this is definitely a no-no, you: (a) Pretend... - You better believe that marijuana can cause castration.
Just suppose your girlfriend gets the munchies... - You can lead a whore to Vasser, but you can't make her think.
Frederick B.... - You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose,
but you can't pick your friend's nose... - You come out of a woman and you spend the rest of your life trying to
get back inside.
Heathcote... - You have just returned from a trip to Green Bay, Wisconsin in January
and tell your boss that nobody but whores and football players live
there.
He mentions that his wife is from Green Bay. You:... - You have prepared a proposal for your supervisor. The success of this
proposal will mean increasing your salary 20%.
In the middle of your proposal your supervisor leans...
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