- Condoms are like listening to a symphony with cotton
in your ears... - Conservative, n.:
One who admires radicals centuries after they're dead
Leo C.... - Conserve energy
make love more slowly... - Cunnilingus is next to
godliness... - Dammit, how many times do I have to tell you? _____FIRST you rape
____THEN you pillage!... - Dear Lord, observe this bended knee
This visage meek and humble
And hear this confidential plea Voiced in reverent... - Dear Mr. Seldes: I cannot remember the exact wording of the statement
to which you allude
but what I meant was that ... a man who calls himself... - Democracy can learn some things from Communism: for example
when a Communist politician is through, he is through... - Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for
the people
Oscar... - Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
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