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• America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room.
  Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. -- Arnold Joseph Toynbee...
• Americans] are a race of convicts and ought to be thankful for anything we allow them short of hanging.
  -- Samuel Johnson America is a large friendly dog in a small room....
• The dog wags his tail, not for you, but for your bread. Portuguese Proverb
• A dog is man's best friend because he wags his tail, not his tongue.
• The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. -- Arnold Toynbee
• Lisa walks up] Wiggum: Alight your gaze on yonder fabled beasts of yore.
  [motions to chimera and manticore pictures] [inside the tent] Behold, the rarest of the rare, the mythological two-headed hound born with only one head....
• You know you're in a small town when... You don't use turn signals because everybody knows where you're going.
  You're born on June 13 and your family receives gifts from the local merchants because you're the first baby of the year....