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• An attorney was defending his client against a charge of first-degree murder.
  Your Honor, my client is accused of stuff his lover's mutilated body into a suitcase and heading for the Mexican border....
• An attorney was defending his client against a charge of first-degree murder.
  Your Honor, my client is accused of stuffing his lover's mutilated body into a suitcase and heading for the Mexican border....
• The defense attorney was hammering away at the plaintiff
  You claim," he jeered, "that my client came at you with a broken bottle in his hand....
• The defense attorney was hammering away at the plaintiff
  "You claim," he jeered, "that my client came at you with a broken bottle in his hand....
• To save the state the expense of a trial, your honor, my client has escaped. -- Chon Day
• Basis for appeal: My client has $500 left.