- A team playing baseball in Dallas
Called the umpire blind out of malice.
While this worthy had fits
The team made eight hits
And a girl in the bleachers named Alice.... - A wanton young lady from Wimley
Reproached for not acting quite primly
Said, "Heavens above!
I know sex isn't love,
But it's such an entrancing facsimile.... - A wanton young lady from Wimley
Reproached for not acting quite primly
Said, "Heavens above!
I know sex isn't love,
But it's such an entrancing facsimile.... - A widow who fancied a man some
Was diddled three times in a hansome.
When she clamored for more
Her young man became sore
And exclaimed "My name's Simpson not Samson.... - A woman is like a dresser ... some man always goin' through her
drawers.
--- Blind Lemon Pledge... - A worried young man from Stamboul
Founds lots of red spots on his tool.
Said the doctor, a cynic,
"Get out of my clinic;
Just wipe off the lipstick, you fool!... - A.I. hackers do it with robots.
- Absinthe makes the tart grow fonder.
- Acceptance without proof is the fundamental characteristic of Western
religion, Rejection without proof is the fundamental characteristic of
Western science.
-- Gary Zukav, "The Dancing Wu Li M... - Achilles' Biological Findings:
(1) If a child looks like his father, that's heredity.
If he
looks like a neighbor, that's environment....
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