- A wanton young lady from Wimley
Reproached for not acting quite primly
Said,
"Heavens above! I know sex isn't love, But it's... - A wanton young lady from Wimley
Reproached for not acting quite primly
Said,
"Heavens above! I know sex isn't love, But it's... - A widow who fancied a man some
Was diddled three times in a hansome.
When she clamored for more Her young man became sore... - A woman is like a dresser ... some man always goin' through her
drawers."
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Blind Lemon... - A worried young man from Stamboul
Founds lots of red spots on his tool.
Said the doctor, a cynic, "Get out of my clinic;... - A.I. hackers do it with
robots... - Absinthe makes the tart grow
fonder... - Acceptance without proof is the fundamental characteristic of Western
religion,
Rejection without proof is the fundamental characteristic... - Achilles' Biological Findings:
(1) If a child looks like his father,
that's heredity. If he looks like a neighbor... - Aide to Raygun: Sir, the poor are outside protesting your budget
cuts.
Raygun himself: Tell them they'll have to help themselves...
