- A team playing baseball in Dallas
Called the umpire blind out of malice
While this worthy had fits The team made eight hits... - A wanton young lady from Wimley
Reproached for not acting quite primly
Said
Heavens above! I know sex isn't love, But it's such... - A wanton young lady from Wimley
Reproached for not acting quite primly
Said
Heavens above! I know sex isn't love, But it's such... - A widow who fancied a man some
Was diddled three times in a hansome
When she clamored for more Her young man became sore... - A woman is like a dresser ... some man always goin' through her
drawers
Blind Lemon... - A worried young man from Stamboul
Founds lots of red spots on his tool
Said the doctor, a cynic, "Get out of my clinic;... - A.I. hackers do it with
robots... - Absinthe makes the tart grow
fonder... - Acceptance without proof is the fundamental characteristic of Western
religion
Rejection without proof is the fundamental characteristic... - Achilles' Biological Findings:
(1) If a child looks like his father
that's heredity. If he looks like a neighbor...
