- Christian, n.:
One who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired
book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor.
One who follows the teachings of Christ in so far as... - Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found
difficult and not tried.
G. K.... - Clarke's Third Law:
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from
magic.
G's Third Law: In spite of all evidence to the contrary... - Claude believed that only smart attractive people had the right to
fuck,
and it sincerely hurt him when he discovered evidence... - CLONE OF MY OWN (to Home on the Range)
Oh, give me a clone
Of my own flesh and bone
With the Y chromosome changed to X.
And when she is grown, My very own clone, We'll... - Cocaine is nature's way of telling you you have too
much money... - Coito ergo
... - College is like a woman -- you work so hard to get in,
and nine months later you wish you'd never come... - Communists do it without
class... - Condoms are like listening to a symphony with cotton
in your ears...
