A Bather Whose Clothing Was Strewed By Breezes That Left Her Quite Nude, Saw A Man Come Along And, Unless I'm Quite Wrong, You Expected This Line To Be Lewd.

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  While this worthy had fits The team made eight hits And a girl in the bleachers named Alice....
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  Homer: Ooh! [opens package, but only Styrofoam packing peanuts spill out....
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• Are you sure this is what you saw, Blackadder? Absolutely.
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