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A Beat Schizophrenic Said, "Me? I Am Not I, I'm A Tree.

A beat schizophrenic said, "Me?
I am not I, I'm a tree."
But another, more sane,
Shouted, "I'm a Great Dane!"
And covered his pants leg with pee.
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