- A Mormon is a man that has the bad taste and the religion to do what a
good many other people are restrained from doing by conscientious
scruples and the police
- Mr.... - A Nixon [is preferable to] a Dean Rusk -- who will be passionately
wrong with a high sense of consistency
J. K.... - A non-vegetarian anti-abortionist is a contradiction in terms
Phyllis... - A nymph hits you and steals your
virginity... - A person who has both feet planted firmly in the air
can be safely called a liberal... - A pretty young lady named Vogel
Once sat herself down on a molehill
A curious mole Nosed into her hole -- Ms. Vogel's... - A pretty young maiden from France
Decided she'd "just take a chance
She let herself go For an hour or so And now all... - A Puritan is someone who is deathly afraid that someone
somewhere, is having fun... - A reactionary is a man whose political opinions always
manage to keep up with yesterday... - A remarkable race are the Persians;
They have such peculiar diversions
They make love the whole day In the usual way And...
