- Sign on a front door
Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the... - Sign in an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for
you've come to the right place.... - Sign on a scientist's door
Gone fission.... - Sign in a taxidermist's window
We really know our stuff.... - Sign in a podiatrist's window
Time wounds all heels.... - Sign in a butcher's window
Let me meat your needs.... - Sign on used car lot
Second hand cars in first crash condition.... - Sign on fence: "Salesmen welcome
Dog food is expensive.... - Sign in a car dealership office: "The best way to get back on your feet
miss a car payment.... - Sign over a cannibal's hut
I never met a man I didn't like....
