- Sign in an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place... - Sign on a scientist's door:
"Gone fission... - Sign in a taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff... - Sign in a podiatrist's window:
"Time wounds all heels... - Sign in a butcher's window:
"Let me meat your needs... - Sign on used car lot:
"Second hand cars in first crash condition... - Sign on fence: "Salesmen welcome.
Dog food is expensive... - Sign in a car dealership office: "The best way to get back on your feet -
miss a car payment... - Sign over a cannibal's hut:
"I never met a man I didn't like... - Sign in a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary.
We'll hear you coming...
