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• Signs of life.... Maternity Clothes Shop: We are open on labor day Non-smoking area
  If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action On Maternity Room Doo...
• Actual Signs ** In the front yard of a funeral home, "Drive carefully, we'll wait.
  ** On an electrician's truck, "Let us remove your shorts....
• SIGNS: ** On a Plumbers truck : "We repair what your husband fixed.
  ** On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania...
• Stupid People... Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid".
  That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything....
• Once upon a time there were two deaf mutes standing on a street corner talking to each other with sign language.
  Mute #1 (SIGN)"What would you like to do?" Mute #2 (SIGN)"I don't know, what about you?...
• Man in a pub with a friend. A: Something amazing happened to me last night.
  B: What's that? A: I was at the home of a guy I know, and I was in bed with his wife while he was out at the pub....
• At a convention of biological scientists one researcher remarks to another, "Did you know that in our lab we have switched from mice to lawyers for our experiments?
  "Really?" the other replied, "Why did you switch?...
• Sign in a podiatrist's window: "Time wounds all heels.