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• SIGNS: ** On a Plumbers truck : "We repair what your husband fixed.
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• Actual Signs ** In the front yard of a funeral home, "Drive carefully, we'll wait.
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• Things to do When Bored -Wax the ceiling -Rearrange political campaign signs -Sharpen your teeth -Play Houdini with one of your siblings -Braid your dog's hair -Clean and polish your belly button -Water your dog.
  ..see if he grows -Wash a tree -Knight yourself -Name your child Edsel -Scare Stephen King -Give your cat a mohawk -Purr -Mow your carpet -Play Pat Boone records backwards -Vacuum your lawn -Whine -Rake your carpet -Re-elect Richard Nixon -Critique "Three's Company" -Listen to a painting -Play with matches -Buff your cat -Race ferrets -Paint your house....
• TOP 25 COUNTRY SONGS 25. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye.
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• Once upon a time there were two deaf mutes standing on a street corner talking to each other with sign language.
  Mute #1 (SIGN)"What would you like to do?" Mute #2 (SIGN)"I don't know, what about you?...
• I think I have one of these books. It is by George Heyduke (Hayduke?
  ). When I read it, I was practically overcome with mirth....
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!
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• A fellow went to work one day and was met at the door by his boss.
  You're fired, and there may be a summons for your arrest out of this!...