Sign In A Car Dealership Office: "The Best Way To Get Back On Your Feet - Miss A Car Payment.
Sign in a car dealership office: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
Signs of life.... Maternity Clothes Shop: We are open on labor day Non-smoking area
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action On Maternity Room Doo...
SIGNS: ** On a Plumbers truck : "We repair what your husband fixed.
** On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania...
Actual Signs ** In the front yard of a funeral home, "Drive carefully, we'll wait.
** On an electrician's truck, "Let us remove your shorts....
Things to do When Bored -Wax the ceiling -Rearrange political campaign signs -Sharpen your teeth -Play Houdini with one of your siblings -Braid your dog's hair -Clean and polish your belly button -Water your dog.
..see if he grows -Wash a tree -Knight yourself -Name your child Edsel -Scare Stephen King -Give your cat a mohawk -Purr -Mow your carpet -Play Pat Boone records backwards -Vacuum your lawn -Whine -Rake your carpet -Re-elect Richard Nixon -Critique "Three's Company" -Listen to a painting -Play with matches -Buff your cat -Race ferrets -Paint your house....
TOP 25 COUNTRY SONGS 25. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye.
24. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure....
Once upon a time there were two deaf mutes standing on a street corner talking to each other with sign language.
Mute #1 (SIGN)"What would you like to do?" Mute #2 (SIGN)"I don't know, what about you?...
I think I have one of these books. It is by George Heyduke (Hayduke?
). When I read it, I was practically overcome with mirth....
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A fellow went to work one day and was met at the door by his boss.
You're fired, and there may be a summons for your arrest out of this!...