- Sign on an electrician's truck
Let Us Remove Your Shorts.... - Sign Outside a radiator repair shop in a small midwestern town
Best Place in Town to Take a Leak.... - Sign in a realtor's office
Lots for little.... - Sign in a shoe store
Come in and have a fit.... - Sign in a maternity clothes store
We are open on labor day.... - Sign in a non-smoking area
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire... - Sign on the door of the maternity ward
Push Push Push.... - Sign at entrance of the IRS
Watch your step.... - Sign at the exit of the IRS
Watch your mouth.... - Sign in a bookstore
We treat you write....
