- Sign on an electrician's truck: "Let Us Remove Your Shorts.
- Sign Outside a radiator repair shop in a small midwestern town.
Best Place in Town to Take a Leak.... - Sign in a realtor's office: "Lots for little.
- Sign in a shoe store: "Come in and have a fit.
- Sign in a maternity clothes store: "We are open on labor day.
- Sign in a non-smoking area: "If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
- Sign on the door of the maternity ward: "Push Push Push.
- Sign at entrance of the IRS: "Watch your step.
- Sign at the exit of the IRS: "Watch your mouth.
- Sign in a bookstore: "We treat you write.
