Sign on an electrician's truck: "Let Us Remove Your Shorts.
Sign Outside a radiator repair shop in a small midwestern town.
Best Place in Town to Take a Leak....
Sign in a realtor's office: "Lots for little.
Sign in a shoe store: "Come in and have a fit.
Sign in a maternity clothes store: "We are open on labor day.
Sign in a non-smoking area: "If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
Sign on the door of the maternity ward: "Push Push Push.
Sign at entrance of the IRS: "Watch your step.
Sign at the exit of the IRS: "Watch your mouth.
Sign in a bookstore: "We treat you write.