- Sign Outside a radiator repair shop in a small midwestern town.
"Best Place in Town to Take a Leak... - Sign in a realtor's office:
"Lots for little... - Sign in a shoe store:
"Come in and have a fit... - Sign in a maternity clothes store:
"We are open on labor day... - Sign in a non-smoking area:
"If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire... - Sign on the door of the maternity ward:
"Push Push Push... - Sign at entrance of the IRS:
"Watch your step... - Sign at the exit of the IRS:
"Watch your mouth... - Sign in a bookstore:
"We treat you write... - Sign on a front door:
"Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the...
