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• Interesting Signs Interesting Signs: Sign in a Realtor's office
  "Lots for little." Sign in a shoe store: "Come in and have a fit....
• Signs of life.... Maternity Clothes Shop: We are open on labor day Non-smoking area
  If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action On Maternity Room Doo...
• Actual Signs ** In the front yard of a funeral home, "Drive carefully, we'll wait.
  ** On an electrician's truck, "Let us remove your shorts....
• SIGNS: ** On a Plumbers truck : "We repair what your husband fixed.
  ** On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania...
• EEKING OUT A LIVING IN RADIOACTIVE SHOES Come now, don’t any of you baby boomers remember having your childhood feet x-rayed at the shoe store?
  It was right about the time we were being stuffed with megadoses of penicillin no matter what the wheezy etiology, and ducking for cover under one-armed elementary school desks in mock nuclear bomb attacks....
• On the wall of a church was a sign, "If you are tired of sin, come to see us!
  And right below it in nice rounded letters; "But if you're not, my phone number is 341 3451...
• Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at Don's paper. Little Johnny: I hope you didn't, too.
• PAINT IT LIKE A COW The Fair. I hadn’t been to one of these
  “regional events, held annually, consisting of farm and home product displays, and various competitions and entertainments,” since childhood....
• A NEW YEAR’S ADAM ON CHRISTMAS EVE, BUD Beginnings end.
  ..and endings begin. That’s either a Biblical paraphrase or a Microsoft credo....