Sign On A Front Door: "Everyone On The Premises Is A Vegetarian Except The Dog.
Sign on a front door: "Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog."
Signs of life.... Maternity Clothes Shop: We are open on labor day Non-smoking area
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action On Maternity Room Doo...
Actual Signs ** In the front yard of a funeral home, "Drive carefully, we'll wait.
** On an electrician's truck, "Let us remove your shorts....
Sign on a scientist's door: "Gone fission.
Sign on fence: "Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive.
Sign on the door of the maternity ward: "Push Push Push.
Sign on music teachers' door: "Out Chopin.
Sign on a music library's door: "Bach in a minuet.
All is true given the right premises.
Oxymoron: Vegetarian chili.