Sign On Used Car Lot: "Second Hand Cars In First Crash Condition.
Sign on used car lot: "Second hand cars in first crash condition."
Interesting Signs Interesting Signs: Sign in a Realtor's office
"Lots for little." Sign in a shoe store: "Come in and have a fit....
Signs of life.... Maternity Clothes Shop: We are open on labor day Non-smoking area
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action On Maternity Room Doo...
People Who Should Be Phased Out (by George Carlin) ** Guy's who always harmonize the last few notes of "Happy Birthday.
** People over 40 who can't put on reading glasses without making self-conscious remarks about their advancing age....
Speedtrap A police officer had a perfect hiding place for watching for speeders along a well traveled stretch of highway.
The location, at a bend in the road, allowed him to hide his car out of sight of oncoming traffic while setting up his radar to nab any speeders who passed by....
Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!
On the other hand: one day some friends of mine and I were going to 7-11.
There were several parking spaces open along the wall of the store....
Three doctors were talking about the amazing things being done in medicine.
The first said,"Six weeks ago a man came in after losing a hand in an accident just as a car crash victim was brought in dead on arrival....
What's the difference between a banjo and a(n)... Chain Saw
( 1.) a chain saw has a dynamic range. ( 2.) you can turn a chain saw off....