Sign Over A Cannibal's Hut: "I Never Met A Man I Didn't Like.
Sign over a cannibal's hut: "I never met a man I didn't like."
I never met a man Will Rogers didn't like.
I never met a chocolate I didn't like!
I met some of my *Best* friends over the modem.
A man entered a tattoo parlor on the lower west side and wanted to get a tattoo.
What can I do for you?" asked the tattoo artist. "Well," the man replied, "I want a $...
The Night Train A man and an attractive woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.
After the initial embarrassment, they both go to sleep, the woman on the lower bunk, the man on the top....
Great Female Comebacks Man: Haven't we met before? Woma
Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?...
Great female comebacks to bad pickup lines: Man: "Haven't we met before?
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic....
I've got this compilation of variations on the "My Dog's Got no Nose" joke, which I thought you might like to use in rec.
humor.funny. I have read your list of submission guidelines, and I know that you don't like people to submit groups of jokes all at once, *but* ....
Like I said, It never hurts to ask!