- Office sign: "Ace exterminating - we kill bugs dead
walk-ins welcome.... - Sign at a muffler shop
No muff too tough for us!... - Sign at a garden shop
We now have kricket krap!... - Sign on a government issue car
Fulton county disaster coordinator.... - Sign seen on an electricity pylon: DANGER! "To touch these wires will result in instant death
Anyone found doing so will be severely prosecuted.... - Sign at a garage in Hertfordshire: "Please do not smoke near the pumps
If your life isn't...worth anything - gas is!... - Sign on a Norfolk farm: "Trespassers beware! I shoot every tenth trespasser
The ninth one just left.... - Sign seen in London department store
Bargain Basement Upstairs... - Sign seen in the vicinity of Victoria Station
Closed for official opening.... - Sign at fast-food place
PARKING FOR DRIVE-THRU CUSTOMERS ONLY!...
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