Sign On Fence: "Salesmen Welcome. Dog Food Is Expensive.
Sign on fence: "Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive."
Signs of life.... Maternity Clothes Shop: We are open on labor day Non-smoking area
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action On Maternity Room Doo...
Actual Signs ** In the front yard of a funeral home, "Drive carefully, we'll wait.
** On an electrician's truck, "Let us remove your shorts....
SIGNS: ** On a Plumbers truck : "We repair what your husband fixed.
** On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania...
Food is so expensive, anyone who burps is a liar.
Another sign seen at a swimming pool: Welcome to our ool.
Notice there's no P in it. Please keep it that way....
Office sign: "Ace exterminating - we kill bugs dead, walk-ins welcome.
Sign on restaurant window: "Great food (50,000 flies can't be wrong).
Sign at fast-food place: "PARKING FOR DRIVE-THRU CUSTOMERS ONLY!
Q: What's invisible and smells like dog food? A: Old people's farts.