Sign in an office: "We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left.
Sign in a veterinary's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
Sign on music teachers' door: "Out Chopin.
Sign at the electric company: "We would be delighted if you send in your bill.
However, if you don't, you will be....
Sign in beauty shop window: "Dye now!
Sign on a garbage truck: "We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
Sign at a computer store: "Out for a quick byte.
Sign on restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry. Come in and get fed up.
Sign in a bowling alley: "Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop.
Sign for a litter of dachshund pups: "Get a `long` little doggie!