- Sign at a hotel. "Help!
We need inn-experienced people... - Sign in a science teacher's room: "If it moves, it's biology.
If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's... - Sign in butchers window:
"Pleased to meat you... - Sign on auto body shop:
"May we have the next dents... - Sign at the dry cleaner's window:
"Drop your pants here... - Sign on a parking space at a garden nursery:
"Reserved for plant manager... - Sign in an Acapulco Hotel:
"The manager has personally passed all the water served... - Sign in a Norwegian lounge:
"Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar... - Sign on a door to a psychiatric ward:
"Please do not disturb further... - Sign in an office: "We shoot every 3rd salesman,
and the 2nd one just left...
