- Sign in a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary
We'll hear you coming.... - Sign at a hotel. "Help
We need inn-experienced people.... - Sign in a science teacher's room: "If it moves, it's biology
If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's... - Sign in butchers window
Pleased to meat you.... - Sign on auto body shop
May we have the next dents?... - Sign at the dry cleaner's window
Drop your pants here.... - Sign on a parking space at a garden nursery
Reserved for plant manager.... - Sign in an Acapulco Hotel
The manager has personally passed all the water served... - Sign in a Norwegian lounge
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar... - Sign on a door to a psychiatric ward
Please do not disturb further....
