- What has two cherries and dances?
100 Radio City Music Hall Rockettes... - Hear about the JAP who asked her father for fifty dollars to do shopping?
"Forty dollars," He screamed, "what are you gonna do... - What's the best thing to come out of a penis?
The wrinkles... - hear about the ninety-year-old man accused of rape?
The case was dismissed because the evidence wouldn't... - What do you get when you cross an elephant with a prostitute?
A two-ton pickup... - How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw the light bulb and one to grease... - Define "premature ejaculation" in French.
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so soon... - What does a house wife in Malibu wear to a funeral?
Her black tennis dress... - How does a Pole keep his dinner warm?
He puts tin foil up his nose... - Two WASPs making love:
WASP #1: "Did I hurt you?"
WASP #2:
"No, why?" WASP #1: "You moved...
