- Two WASPs making love:
WASP #1: "Did I hurt you
WASP #2: "No, why?" WASP #1: "You moved.... - Why do African-American men like pussy so much
Because the outside looks like watermelon and the inside... - Why do Mexicans eat beans every day
So they can take a bubble bath at night... - What do you call a governess who farts
A hootenanny... - What's red and black and jumps in the air
A baby in a toaster... - What kind of hamburgers do Italians eat
Woppers... - What do you call a n Oriental on barbiturates
A mello-yellow... - Why shouldn't you buy Polish goldfish
They drown... - Why is San Francisco like granola?
Once you get past the fruit and nuts
all you have left is the flakes... - What do you do when an elephant comes n your window
Swim for your life...
