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• Q: What's the difference between a woman driver and a woman golfer?
  A: One hits everything and the other hits nothing....
• Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
  A: One's a scum-sucking, bottom-feeding scavenger, and the other's a fish....
• Q: What's the difference between an Iraqi woman and a catfish?
  A: One has whiskers and smells bad, and the other is a fish....
• Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Richard Prior?
  A: One was burned by coke, the other by Pepsi....
• What is the difference between an Iraqi woman and a catfish ?
  - One smells and has whiskers and the other lives on the bottom of the Mississippi River....
• Q: What's the difference between an anorexic hooker and a counterfeit bill?
  A: One's a phoney buck - the other is a bony fuck....
• WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A FAT PERSON AND A VIRGIN ?
  ?? --- ONE IS TRYING TO DIET AND THE OTHER IS DYING TO TRY IT....
• Q: What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?
  A: One looks up the family tree, the other looks up the family bush!...
• Q: What's the difference between hookers and roosters?
  A: One says "Cock-a-doodle-doo", the other says "Any-cock'll-do"....