- What do you call a man with no arms or legs at the door
Matt... - What's worse than your dentist telling you you have herpes
Your mother telling you... - What do you call two African-American motorcycle cops
Chocolate CHiPs... - Why was Bunker Hill slimy?
"The British are coming
The British are coming!... - Why are most men so depressed
They have cocks that can't crow... - What did the cannibals who caught a politician have for dinner
Baloney sandwiches... - What do you do when you Kotex catches fire
Throw it on the floor and Tampon it... - What do you call a man with no arms or legs on a roll
Frank... - Define "conceit."
A mosquito with a hard-on floating down the river on his back shouting
Open the drawbridge!... - Why did the whorehouse in the leper colony close
The tips weren't worth it...
