Hear about the Alabama Highway Patrol car that hit an African-American so hard he flew thirty feet in the air? He was arrested for leaving the scene of an accident.
Related:
- Clyde, a farmer from Palmer, Alaska, decided his injuries from
the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible
for the accident) to court.
In court the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning... - Joe's Accident...
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to
take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court.
In court the trucking companies fancy lawyer was questioning... - So I hear that the highway department came to the scene of the accident
where 25 feet of skid marks led up to the skunk.
The highway department picked up the first victim and... - ANSWERING MESSAGES to LEAVE
A couple of other ones that I've used or heard of.
They're most effective when you call the victim's office... - Sean O'Malley, a plumber by profession, was called by a lady with an
Emergency in Her Bathroom.
Arriving at the scene, he turned off the water with... - Flying that bird
This guy calls his wife at work and says "Don't worry I'm fine
and the damage is minimal.
She says "Oh my gosh, what happened?" He says that... - MEGA MORON AWARDS
Not quite stupid enough for the Darwin awards but they are working on it.
A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill... - Did you hear about the duck who flew upside down?
He quacked up...
