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• Clyde, a farmer from Palmer, Alaska, decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court.
  In court the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Clyde....
• Joe's Accident... Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court.
  In court the trucking companies fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe....
• So I hear that the highway department came to the scene of the accident where 25 feet of skid marks led up to the skunk.
  The highway department picked up the first victim and gave him a proper burial, taking pains to notify the family of the tragedy....
• ANSWERING MESSAGES to LEAVE A couple of other ones that I've used or heard of.
  They're most effective when you call the victim's office and leave the message with a secretary....
• Sean O'Malley, a plumber by profession, was called by a lady with an Emergency in Her Bathroom.
  Arriving at the scene, he turned off the water with a sigh, and replaced the faucet washer, ending the Emergency....
• Flying that bird This guy calls his wife at work and says "Don't worry I'm fine and the damage is minimal.
  She says "Oh my gosh, what happened?" He says that he was coming back from lunch & a bird hit his car windshield....
• MEGA MORON AWARDS Not quite stupid enough for the Darwin awards but they are working on it.
  A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter and asked for change....
• Did you hear about the duck who flew upside down? He quacked up.