Why Did They Kick The Gays Out Of Heaven? They Were Eating All The Prophets.
Why did they kick the gays out of heaven? They were eating all the prophets.
What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!
Two plastic surgeons are talking about their recent operations, and one mentions that he grafted tits onto a sailor's back sometime ago....
Why was Jeff fired from a bank? He was eating all the "Bills".
What's Jeff's favorite chewing gum? "Denny-teen" Why did Jeff always make girls nervous?...
Q: Why were the gays able to evacuate San Francisco so quickly after the earthquake?
A: Because they already had their shit packed....
What did Jeff say when he finished eating one of his neighbors?
I've had my Phil." Why does Jeff love to eat convicts?...
All Nurses Go To Heaven Three nurses went to heaven, and were awaiting their turn with St.
Peter to plead their case to enter the pearly gates....
Q: Why did they get rid of all the dogs at the White House?
A: They were chasing the Quayles and peeing on the Bushes....
Taglines: WHO, WHAT, WHERE, WHEN, WHY, HOW What are you doing?
!? The message is over,GO AWAY! What can you do for me?...
Your Mother wears combat boots! Your Mother Swims after troop ships!
Your brother Blows boy scouts! A classic one... that is off-colour!...
Did you know that 60% of all women are battered? And I've been eating plain all this time!