This old geezer of 78 or whatever marries a girl of 18. The morning after the
wedding night, the girl comes down with a pained expression on her face. "What's
the matter, dear?" asks the woman at the front desk. "Well," sniffed the girl,
"He told me he'd been saving up for 60 years, and I thought he meant his
_money_".
wedding night, the girl comes down with a pained expression on her face. "What's
the matter, dear?" asks the woman at the front desk. "Well," sniffed the girl,
"He told me he'd been saving up for 60 years, and I thought he meant his
_money_".
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