- A man went into the bar. He said to the barman, "I want to celebrate my first
blow job,
so give me a double whiskey." So he drank it straight... - What do you call a man with a 1-inch
prick? ... - Madge had been lonely for many years after her husband's death.
She decided she wanted to get married again. But... - I tried phone sex once,
but the holes were too small... - I was talking to my wife about the current financial situation and how she
would have to make cutbacks.
Me: As a start I think you should learn to "iron",... - A girl was in the shower she saw her mom's tits, and she asked when she would
get some like hers.
The mom replied that when she was 16, she would get... - What comes one a day?
The mail.
What comes twice a day?
The mailman when the husband is away... - How can you tell if your girlfriend is horny?
You stick your hand down her pants and it feels like... - What's the definition of a sadist?
Someone who's kind to a masochist... - What do toys and womens breasts have in common.
They were both originally made for kids,
but dad ends up playing with them...
